Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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a ginger has a soul

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Mitt Romney.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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