- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Watch your lips.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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