- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

.....Carrot Top....

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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