- Anti Joke

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why? Because!