- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

I had sex. Just kidding.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you confuse a blond?

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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