What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +21

;aosughdfo

thumb_up thumb_down +19

bitches be crafty.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

thumb_up thumb_down +19

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

thumb_up thumb_down +17

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops