- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Shut the cork up!

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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