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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.