Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Spread the net.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Hi my name is Jim

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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