Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How are you? Yes

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Knock Knock.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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