Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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I've got a dig bick

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NASCAR

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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