Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Colby is gay.... thats it

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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