What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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