Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why? Because!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

How did the priest die? Masterbation

...NO.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

I have a crush on my dad.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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