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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Male penises.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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