What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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vbh

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why? Because!

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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...NO.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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