A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Iggy Azalea

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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