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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

liam buchan is gay !

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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