- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What's wrong with woman Everything

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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