- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Death.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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