- Anti Joke

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

You just won the game...

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.