- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Its true, he didnt write that!!

19th amendment

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Wombat monkey juice.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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