A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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No. Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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