What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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guess what chicken butt

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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pineapples

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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