A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Dani barton= lovely

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Gay's rights

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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alston wang

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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I'm a like whore

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Spread the net.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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