Your mom.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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