After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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