- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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