How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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