Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Who is a knob? ross d

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Matt Damon

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

You're Adopted.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

whats better than 24................. 25

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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