- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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