How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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oh hiya come in

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liam buchan is gay !

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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whats really hot the sun

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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no

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no

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