- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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