.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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hello

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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man boobs

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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