Obama

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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I tell an anti joke!.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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