A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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