Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Men, get on the boat.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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