What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Once upon a time.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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