A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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i'm not gay

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Ken wins!

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What are we then hypocrites?

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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