- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Once upon a time.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

bum sex lol

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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