your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Dani barton= lovely

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

the asian kid gets an F

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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