Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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twilight

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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