- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A horse cantered into a bar.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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