How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Mitt Romney.

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a ginger has a soul

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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#scabbers

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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