Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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.....Carrot Top....

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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