- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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