A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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wood cant chuck wood

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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WNBA

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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