How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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