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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Matt is not funny.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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