How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Patriarchy.

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Anti Joke

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