Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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