GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Yo mamas so fat

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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guess what chicken butt

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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