Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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