- Anti Joke

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Wade

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.