Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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vbh

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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