Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

women's rights

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Yo daddy!

whats really hot the sun

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Stephen Walking.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

The BCS

the asian kid gets an F

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

...NO.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Knock Knock Not Yet

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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