What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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a ginger has a soul

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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