a ginger has a soul

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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motley crew

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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