- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Garry Glitters on here

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Not Steve Jobs

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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