Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

I like hats XD!

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

whats brown? poop.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

We didnt star the fire ...........

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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