Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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whats brown? poop.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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