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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

No. Yes.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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