- Anti Joke

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

The BCS

the asian kid gets an F

...NO.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.