- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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