two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

whats really hot the sun

Yo daddy!

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Stephen Walking.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

The BCS

the asian kid gets an F

...NO.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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