Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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