why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Are you Drew?

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Are you a human?

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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women playing football?

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Anti Joke

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