- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Worst joke ever

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

a ginger has a soul

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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