- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Knock knock. Death.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

How many dislikes can this get?

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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