- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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