Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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